Tell Us Your F Everyone Situation

Coworkers who reply-all, strangers who cut in line, family members who think holidays are for political rants: welcome to daily life. F Everyone is the unapologetic survival guide for navigating humanity’s endless parade of idiots.

Inside, you’ll find 600+ scenarios that say just what you’ve always wanted to: the snark, the sarcasm, the reality checks. From gym bros to DMV clerks to random strangers who treat public spaces like their own private kingdom, this book puts the “fun” in dysfunctional