Meet the Psycho Author of "F Everyone"

M.K. Smarson (a.k.a. The Smarmy One) has one simple mission: to roast humanity until it’s golden brown and possibly inedible. When not writing sarcastic takedowns of coworkers, strangers, and relatives, Smarson can usually be found avoiding small talk, dodging group texts, and pretending to enjoy meetings that could’ve been emails. I mean look at that smug jerk with his coffee.  He looks like the kind of guy bragging about a $500 cup of civet coffee, but you know it’s really Starbucks’ leftover compost grounds. Anyway...

Some authors find inspiration in nature, art, or travel. Smarson finds it in the absolute chaos of people chewing too loudly, blocking aisles, and posting memes from 2009 like they’re breaking news. F Everyone: Life’s Too Short for Stupid People is the inevitable result of too many eye rolls and not enough patience.

If you’ve ever whispered “I hate people” into your coffee, congratulations — you and Smarson are already best friends.

What's on your mind? You can tell me. What am I gonna do - post it in a book for the world to see?